I hate cats.
I hate how they smell. I hate that they shed. I hate that they jump on me when I sleep. I hate that they lick me. I hate that their feces reeks in the kitty litter. I hate how they make me sneeze.
I think God should have rethought His creation of cats. Blasphemous? Maybe so.
I just had to get that off my chest.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This made me smile. Was this blog post following some tragic experience with a cat? I can only assume the worst.
I agree; all cats should die. The only thing worse than a cat is a cheesy cat poster in the dentist's office.
I can't stand them as well.
I hear ya, yuck to cats
I agree with every part of my soul.
If I could douse the neighborhood with anti freeze just to kill any cat that would lick the stuff, I would...But I think animal cruelty is a misdemeanor. In the meantime I can dream of a world without cats and Barack Obama...
cats are satan's gift to the world.
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