Check me out. Hubba-hubba.
Who doesn't love...
- A raspy cough
- Swollen eyes
- A rash above my lips (from blowing my nose so much)
- Mucous being randomly spat out (sorry to be explicit)
- Dry boogers in my nose (I know, explicit again)
- Chapped lips
- A broken out face
- Plugged nose and ears which makes me hard of hearing.
- A sore throat to keep me mute
- Hair that hasn't been blow dried and styled for ages
- Eyebrows that need revisiting (yes I should pluck them)
- Kleenex still stuck to my face. Oops, forgot to peel it off.
- Students telling me I look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
- Co-workers who say that I look just plain horrible
- Friends that say that death may be looming soon
- Men that tell me that they have seen better and hotter Susies.
Now, who wants me for eternity?



