I am super attractive right now. Yep.

Who can deny my attractiveness? Being sick for 6 weeks now, it's not too hard to believe the beauty that has become me lately.

Check me out. Hubba-hubba.


Who doesn't love...

• A raspy cough
• Swollen eyes
• A rash above my lips (from blowing my nose so much)
• Mucous being randomly spat out (sorry to be explicit)
• Dry boogers in my nose (I know, explicit again)
• Chapped lips
• A broken out face
• Plugged nose and ears which makes me hard of hearing.
• A sore throat to keep me mute
• Hair that hasn't been blow dried and styled for ages
• Eyebrows that need revisiting (yes I should pluck them)
• Kleenex still stuck to my face. Oops, forgot to peel it off.

What is the evidence of my blooming beauty?

• Students telling me I look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
• Co-workers who say that I look just plain horrible
• Friends that say that death may be looming soon
  
• Men that tell me that they have seen better and hotter Susies.
  

Well, there you have it. I am attractive. See above.

Now, who wants me for eternity?